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What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

15.06.2025 00:00

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : Thank you.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

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He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Isn't it ironic people always talk about how much women hate Donald Trump, when almost any of them would marry him if they could? What he said in the 2005 Billy Bush video, almost every woman would share the sentiment if it got them his lifestyle.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He said he loves me, but why is it difficult for him to leave his wife?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

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Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He : Then let's have some coffee

What's your wildest & weirdest fantasy?

Me : Because it's month of August.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Is Florida now unsurvivable because it's an oven due to climate change? It's 11:48 am on May 30th and the heat index in SoFla is 100. I can see it going up to over 130 by July.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me : No

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

How do we greet in German, French, Spanish, and Italian?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Why are Republicans so afraid of a strong leader like Vice President Kamala Harris? Are they worried if she becomes President she will make them look stupid?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Are there any industries or sectors where ChatGPT is particularly well-suited for implementation?

Me : I don't drink

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

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Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Me : Sure.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He : I'm 24.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He : Tea ?