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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

What are the best self-care practices to improve mental health?

Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why am I tired all the time?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

How can someone determine if their partner is in another romantic relationship, particularly if they do not live together?

Unacceptable again!

No way

No go.

Can you share some of your favorite jokes that are not well-known but always make people laugh?

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

They put up a sign reading

My boyfriend has a major problem/addiction with watching porn, nude/sex scenes on movies and shows, watching hot young girls on tiktok, Instagram, Twitter, and onlyfans. He hides it and lies about it. Should I be concerned with him cheating? What do?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Do you think a lot of sociopaths' parents kill themselves for having brought such disgusting evil into the world? How much shame and disgust must they carry?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

How do you take your erotic photos and how do you choose the poses?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Next, they tried...

No, not a chance

If Donald Trump is so evil and Joe Biden is so good why is Trump the one selflessly providing Bibles for the needy while Biden doesn't? Why doesn't Biden care for America's spiritually needy people as much as Trump?

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

Can you share a picture of your favorite outfit and explain why you love it?

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Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How do you deal with neighbors who are always telling you what to do?

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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